January 2009
7 posts
listening to "Heavenly Star(Count Down Remix) -... →
Let’s get away, fly away…
listening to "There\\'s Nothing Better Than Love -... →
Old school Luther. I miss him. :(
listening to "Motherland - Crystal Kay" →
I fell in love with this song when I heard it on Fullmetal Alchemist. I even have it as a ringtone! LMAO!
listening to "The State Of The Union - Thievery... →
listening to "A Place For My Head - Linkin Park" →
Old school Linkin Park, yo.
listening to "Littlest Things - Lily Allen" →
…Damn.
listening to "Everything's Just Wonderful - Lily... →
The story of my life.
November 2008
6 posts
Dormie Trouble!
(Jade mumbles as she walks down the stairs)
Miss Sim Goddess: Ye gods! What happened to you?
Jade: Fucking Shadow. He told me to come over there to the chair and he’d hook my hair up. You know, this ‘do is so…old.
Miss Sim Goddess: You’re right.
Jade: Anyway, Shadow told me that he’ll give me a free makeover. And this is what he turned me into! A fucking...
What do you wish for?
Miss Sim Goddess: So what do you wish for?
Timber: What?
Miss Sim Goddess: What do you wish for?
Timber: World peace.
Miss Sim Goddess: You know that’s futile, right?
Timber: Why?
Miss Sim Goddess: There’s no such thing as world peace. Someone’s gonna hate someone and kill them and cause a huge war.
Timber: Maybe in your world they do. We have a great Mayor here!
...
Lombardo's spared again!
Miss Sim Goddess: There you go again, Lombardo!
(Lombardo falls out of his yoga pose)
Lombardo: Simbus Chripes, you bitch!
Miss Sim Goddess: Was I interrupting something, show-off?
Lombardo: Oh, just me keeping up my sexy physique.
Miss Sim Goddess: So…that genie lamp. What’d you wish for? Less kids?
Lombardo: Actually, no. I wished for beauty. Can’t have a sexy...
The Great Chocolate Disaster!
Miss Sim Goddess: Oh hi, Zora.
Zora: Oh, fucking a, you? I’ve heard a lot about you! Marth told my brother about you!
Miss Sim Goddess: Oh really? What did that pretentious Boulder tell your brother?
Zora: He said that you told him to get off the phone with his girlfriend because his pot was burning.
Miss Sim Goddess: Well, that’s true. I mean, a lot of fires start because you...
October 2008
6 posts
listening to "Raincoat - Kelly Sweet" →
I love this song.
listening to "The Water - Feist" →
*sings*
listening to "Distractions - Zero 7" →
*I only make jokes to distract myself…* The story of my life.
Aren't you a cute little kitty!
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Ajjay: Aren’t you a cute little kitty!
Meow: Meow. (Aren’t you a crazy little redhead!)
Ajjay: What?
Meow: Meow. (Don’t look at me like that, motherfucker.)
Ajjay: Whatever.
Meow: Meow! Meow! Meeow. (I will scratch you! Stop staring at me like that! By the way, you have pretty eyes.)
Ajjay: Oh, thank you, you can thank my parents—
(Meow...
September 2008
5 posts
listening to "Throw It All Away - Zero 7" →
Sia’s voice is something that’s unheard of.
listening to "Untouched - Veronicas, The" →
*shakes her non-existent booty*
listening to "Distractions - Zero 7" →
*sings* I only make jokes to distract myself from the truth…damn that is so true.
listening to "So Amazing - Luther Vandross" →
*closes eyes*
August 2008
17 posts
I minimized my FF window and saw the lovelyness...
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Oh my gawd! So this is why I'm gay! The woman's...
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(Garland was checking out some old lady sunbathing in the nude. I have never seen that lady run so fast to smack him upside the head.)
Me: Yo, what are you doing?!
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Jobo: Just giving the fountain its brain food.
Me: Why would you do that?!
Jobo: Because it needs to be smart. Like me.
Me: Okay, if being smart is getting your girlfriend pregnant twice during college, then go right ahead and make the fountain blow bubbles.
Jobo: Hey, listen. She told me that she was on birth control. And it’s brain food! Not soap!
Me: And...
So much for hope.
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Another boring day. I’m sure of it.
Remember children.
If I’m pissed off at you, don’t be a dick and call my phone at 3am. I don’t care if you are my boyfriend. Have a nice day.
I'm taken yet...
I’m single. I can say that I have a boyfriend, but yet I see him (or hear from him for that matter) so sporatically that it’s as if I’m single.
Not sure how that works. Enlighten me please?
Catalyst →
It’s a message board that I co-own with a wonderful chicka! Guess what? It’s brand new too!
I'm conflicted...
I’m thinking. I’m a bit cold, so it would make sense to turn my AC off. But my room gets hot very quickly to the point where it’s unbearable. I also have my laptop on, which needs to stay as cool as possible.
But I’m freezing. Should it stay or should it go? I’m fucking confused!
Dick > Periods
Some days I wish I did have a dick because having a uterus and vagina that bleeds every fucking month does not trump premature ejaculation.
Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.
Unless you want to count being on the verge of tears and playing Pokemon on my Gameboy.
Ooh, honey pretzels!